A few weeks ago, my mom’s cat decided to tell me what he really though of my holiday tablecloth. This cute snowman and reindeer covering was brutalized when Freddie decided he had had quite enough of these holiday shenanigans. Here is an adlib account of the unavoidable destruction.
“Lookie here, what’s this? Something I can manage, I’m sure.”
“See, that wasn’t all too difficult. Let’s see what else I can do.”
“It’s one small step for kitty, one giant leap for catkind.”
“I’m king of the world!”