… Maybe Me …

I chew my nails to the nub. I have intense craving for foods such as mashed potatoes, salad and tuna melts. I long for my electric blanket—all day. I think my cat is the greatest four-legged creature. TNT is seriously my favorite channel and I watch it all the time. I like pink and glitter. The world would be a better place if more people helped their grandmas with the groceries. I’m happy with some yarn and a pair of needles. Better yet, add my electric blanket. I drive a 2004 Volkswagen Jetta GLS. I desparately want to visit Italy. I sit all day and edit the written word. Gerberas are the happiest flower. Sterling roses are the most romantic. I have a sleeping problem–I don’t do it well. I wish I were Katharine Hepburn. I was named after Katharine Hepburn and my grandfather. I miss my grandma. I never workout–I only plan to do it. I have a dozen crossword puzzle books. I think the PETA leather commercial is the most hysterical thing ever. This morning I saw a Ford Expedition with a “Vote for the Environment” bumper sticker, and nearly peed myself while driving. I am more than happy to sit in my car all day blasting my favorite songs and singing along. I know the forecasted fashion and cosmetic colors for the rest of the year. Secretly, I like NASCAR, and root for Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (Go #8 car). I like summer so much more than winter. I am a shopaholic. I have too many shoes. I think too much; and then analyze it later.